2/27/11

Ke$ha - Blow


Uhh.. I honestly don't know what to think after watching this video.  I just found everything bizzare, odd, feelings that came out of nowhere.  I guess what I would have expected from this video was a club hitting video imagining Ke$ha inside a club whilst the club blows and Ke$ha falls apart or something.  (My imaginations of her are a bit violent, considering the fact she is ruining how music used to have meaning in the main scene).  But who cares, Ke$ha brings the party to her tracks and I shouldn't be bothered by that.  The only fact I don't like deeply about her are the things I've been hearing about her being in the game.  Besides that, the unicorns, the rainbow shooting beams at that "Van Der Douche," everything was just all sorts of.. Bizzare.

B-

Take That - Kidz

What legends.  At first, I was bit reluctant about their entry to the city, with the random hippie dancing and those bizzare outfits.  However, it totally fits the entire theme to the video!  Hopefully this video will raise their sales a bit to this song.  With such an hard stomping, anthem beat, there's no way this track should miss out on the Top 10 at least.  Who knew Captain Barlow sang the chorus?

A+

2/23/11

Mike Posner - Bow Chicka Wow Wow


This by FAR has been the most tackiest video, most outdated track I have ever heard/seen in ages.  Not that I don't mind the song, but these days you will go far if you would bring something uncreative and generically catchy in the clubs.  And no, I did not include what's his other face on the title by accident.

C

Jodie Connor - Bring It (Feat. Tinchy Stryder)


Wonderful uptempo, club song Jodie!  But what a SHAME SHAME SHAME that this is sinking out of the charts (seeks bluntly at Top 60 as of now).  The lyrics are immense as well.  The wise, usage of words, such as "noobie" really speaks through and shows what a great inspiration you are.  Glad the rapper arrived to appear on your video, unlike that other noobie.  Although, what's with the wardrobe malfunction in the beginning of the video?

A+

Juku's Top 20 Chart / February 2011

Jessie J - Price Tag (Feat. B.o.B.)
TM: *#1 / LM: -- / MIC (Months in chart): 1
Newbie Jessie J entering the dark side of the music industry with this globally economic anthem.  Note: Buy her single illegally.

Take That - Kidz
TM: #2 / LM: #16 / MIC: 2
"There'll be trouble when the kidz come out".

Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor (Feat. Pitbull)
TM: #3 / LM: -- / MIC : 1
J-Lo's comeback, and I instantly loved it.

Chris Brown - Beautiful People (Feat. Benny Benassi)
TM: #4 / LM: -- / MIC: 1
Chris is on a role with his dance routes.

Jodie Connor - Now Or Never (Feat. Wiley)
TM: #5 / LM: -- / MIC: 2 / Re-Entry
I crossed my fingers to do well on the charts.  Top 20 isn't so bad.

Chase & Status - Blind Faith
TM: #6 / LM: -- / MIC: 1 
I wanted to through my chair across the room because of the overabused sample usage of "Love Sensation".  Luckily, C&S created such a class act out of it.

Adele - Rolling In The Deep
TM: #7 / LM: -- / MIC: 1
One of VERY, very few artists out there who are most popular because of their voice.

Alexis Jordan - Good Girl
TM: #8 / LM: #8 / MIC: 2 
Good music video, good single, good singer.  Good good good.

Flo Rida - Who Dat Girl (Feat. Akon)
TM: #9 / LM: -- / MIC: 1
Generic, non-existent "real" hip-hop music for kicks.

Chipmunk - Champion (Feat. Chris Brown)
TM: #10 / LM: -- / MIC: 1
All's well forgiven "Take You Down" Brown. NOTE: Chris Brown Feat. Chipmunk.

Tinie Tempah - Wonderman (Feat. Ellie Goulding)
TM: #11 / LM: #11 / MIC: 2
Wan-derman.

Yasmin - On My Own
TM: #12 / LM: -- / MIC: 1
Song is great to get past the hard times.  Great message.

Glee Cast - Silly Love Songs
TM: #13 / LM: -- / MIC: 1
Such a kick when I heard this during Valentine's Day. (Forever Alone)

Glee Cast - Thriller / Heads Will Roll
TM: #14 / LM: -- / MIC: 1
Thrilling indeed.

Lupe Fiasco - Words I Never Said (Feat. Skylar Grey)
TM: #15 / LM: -- / MIC: 1
Listen to the lyrics tentatively.  I swear, read and understand what the dude's trying to tell US.

Jodie Connor - Bring It (Feat. Tinchy Stryder)
TM: #16 / LM: -- / MIC: 1 
Bad advertising on your single Jodie.  Bad move.

Jay Sean - Hit The Lights (Feat. Lil' Wayne)
TM: #17 / LM: -- / MIC: 1 
Despise the stupid lyrics, but you know how music are these days. NOTE.

Jamie Woon - Lady Luck
TM: #18 / LM: -- / MIC: 1
Rare artist.

Adele - Someone Like You
TM: #19 / LM: -- / MIC: 1
Brit Performance.  Not that I didn't mind that she didn't hit the high note during the chorus either.

Olly Murs - Heart On My Sleeve
TM: #20 / LM: -- / MIC: 1
Top 20 hit, doubt it will mark Top 10.  Although, he's one of those X-Factor peeps.  So who knows.

EDIT: Don't know why this ugly font appeared.

Juku's Top 20 Dance Chart / February 2011



Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor (Feat. Pitbull)
TM: *#1 / LM: #14 / MIC (Months in chart): 2

Alexis Jordan - Good Girl (Freemasons Remix)
TM: #2 / LM: #3 / MIC (Months in chart): 2

The Wanted - Lose My Mind (Cahill Remix)
TM: #3 / LM: -- / MIC (Months in chart): 1

Chris Brown - Beautiful People (Feat. Benny Benassi)
TM: #4 / LM: -- / MIC (Months in chart): 1

Chase and Status - Blind Faith
TM: #5 / LM: #7 / MIC (Months in chart): 2

Chilly Gonzales - You Can Dance
TM: #6 / LM: -- / MIC (Months in chart): 1

Cristian Marchi and Nari & Milani - I Got You
TM: #7 / LM: #11 / MIC (Months in chart): 2

Yasmin - On My Own (Steve Smart & Westfunk Remix)
TM: #8 / LM: -- / MIC (Months in chart): 1

Aniki - Lesbian Bondage Fiasco
TM: #9 / LM: -- / MIC (Months in chart): 1

Cassius - I Love U So
TM: #10 / LM: #15 / MIC (Months in chart): 2

Ke$ha - Animal (Billboard Remix)
TM: #11 / LM: -- / MIC (Months in chart): 1

Boys Noize - Yeah
TM: #12 / LM: -- / MIC (Months in chart): 1

Take That - Kidz (Revenge Of The Kidz)
TM: #13 / LM: -- / MIC (Months in chart): 1

Armin Van Buuren - Drowning (Avicii Remix) (Feat. Laura V)
TM: #14 / LM: #4 / MIC (Months in chart): 2

Milk & Sugar - Hey (Nah Neh Nah)
TM: #15 / LM: #1 / MIC (Months in chart): 2

Katy B - Lights On (Feat. Ms. Dynamite)
TM: #16 / LM: #9 / MIC (Months in chart): 2

Those Usual Suspects - Together (Super Mal Remix)
TM: #17 / LM: -- / MIC (Months in chart): 1

Jessie J - Price Tag (Doman & Gooding Remix)
TM: #18 / LM: -- / MIC (Months in chart): 1

JLS - Eyes Wide Shut (7th Heaven Remix)
TM: #19 / LM: -- / MIC (Months in chart): 1

Bag Raiders - Sunlight
TM: #20 / LM: #5 / MIC (Months in chart): 2

2/12/11

Zoe Badwi - Accidents Happen


Not quite as an epic track as 'Freefallin', but Badwi still knows how to make her songs insanely catchy.  The '911' part is cheese and uninspired at its best, but I will not complain because she looks absolutelyc hot in this video.  The video technique with the forwarding and rewinding the clips doesn't quite fit perfectly in this video.  Yes, I know it's all about 'accidents', but the rewinding and forwarding bit just doesn't really captivate it as much.  Was it all just a accident that the director has done this?

B-

2/10/11

Jessica Mauboy Feat. Jay Sean - What Happened To Us


Great chemistry.  Jay Sean works it for Jess, rather than that appalling video he shared with Alesha.  This video, however, seems more of an ad than an actual video...  By reading the comments on tube, here's something I would like to share.  Tip: In order to break up with someone, you must buy a blackberry.  That is all.

B-

2/1/11

Olly Murs - Heart On My Sleeve


I dig the single choice, I'm just a bit unsure about the music video.  I mean, the awkward facial expressions, his acting in general.  Hmmm.  Obviously I'll see it do well on the charts considering he's scored his first two singles in the Top 10 effortlessly.  Although ballads usually don't seem to do so well, so a Top 20 would be just accurate.

B+