Pop's most lovable robot has returned into planet Zing to show off her 'vocal' abilities whilst dancing like she has never danced before on stage with her 'voice' in presence 'live'. She may be trouble, but she knows that this album will deliver us some boom boom bass and some bedazzled, fierce tunes that'll keep us dancing Till The World Ends. Yes Britney, you certainly have done that for us.
Typically I wouldn't buy a Britney album at all, but since her World Ends song left me wanting more of her freshness appeal, I couldn't take the fact that I wouldn't listen to her album. So here I am, working it out as I have been replaying some of her epic tunes from this album this past year.
The album starts fresh with her first two hit singles, Till The World Ends and Hold It Against Me. Her lyrics on both of these songs were so poignant that I literally wanted to write a spin off, or a parody shall we speak of one of her songs. But I won't. First off, we get a glitter glimpse of one of those other apocalyptic theme songs where we all chant and dance our fat asses off till we see the sunlight. So basically, Britney is telling us that the world won't end IF, and only if, we shake what we were made of and just forget about corruption and poverty, whatever problem there is nowadays and just shake it. Isn't that what music is all about nowadays?
These songs really are pretty much partyin' songs, so besides all the similar beats and stuff, let's just skip all those and head on to the more so melodic ballads(?) from the album. First is a slice of heaven, what you call her song Trip To Your Heart. Sounds like a Disney movie Selena Gomez would start in, lest we not bite DISNEY! This track is a bit of a dance, trance-y mix blended with a sort of lullaby that Britbrit is spelling us to sleepily dance to sleep whilst she trips to our hearts. Oh, Criminal is a bit of a slow jam as well. I don't know who this person you talk about a Criminal is, but it sure isn't a good influence for you to talk about pleading to be with one. He About To Lose Me, ahh where we can actually, AND clearly hear Britney's voice for once. Vocally, she is not perfect, but that is what T-Pain's invention is for. Or should I say Cher? Who cares, this is one of her best in the album, and it is a crime that this is a bonus track.
Enough with the snoozers, let's roll deep onto the party starters! Big Fat Bass is a boombastic party riot, with will.i.am from the BEP helping her out. While you doze onto this epicness of boom boom bass, let's take a look of Britbrit's wonderful performance of this sizzling track on Jimmy Kimmel.
What a trooper isn't she? Here's another club topper. I Wanna Go, which is rumored to be her next single, is another party track which involves her being naughty, stuff usual pop stars talk about nowadays. Lyrics don't mean shit! (Drop Dead) Beautiful seems to appear as some sort of song I'd hear from a typical manufactured K-Pop boy/girl band (since the register seems to fit any type of pitch, just as long you have the pitch fixer). Up & Down also brings a great asset to this album, more talk about sexiness and her just blossoming her way into some other man's pants.
Although, not all tracks on this album appear to be wild and freaky; there are sadly, some tracks that have missed a mark on being an ultimate Britney party tardy. Skip Gasoline, Trouble For Me, How I Roll, and the rest of the other Femme Fatale tracks I haven't mentioned.
From what I've seen from this album, Britney comes off as the typical party, after party, before the party, starter. Her seductive vocals were on the point, that basically you can just scream from the top of your lungs whenever you hear her reach a high note or somethin'. And don't you dare, don't you dare say she has made a comeback. The robotic bitch was here all along. She just had some travesties, some bad occasions. Just leave her alone!!! (...)
Now that I have cleared that up, Britney deserves a break. I mean, she's been doing this for so long, when you see her on stage, do you truly believe she feels undoubtedly happy for herself? She obviously is doing this for you guys, but would you rather allow her to live the life she truly deserves, or would you rather just keep her in the game and expect her to act like she is from the video I just mentioned above? Think about it Britbrit fans. Think about the Brit, not your expectations from her.
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